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1.5sUh, Connie, let me handle this.
1.77sI'm sorry, Meg. You can't come.
3.44sThere's an ass-to-boob ratio that you're way off of.
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1.2sHey, Chris, come on!
3.3sLet's corner the nerds and call them gay and make them show us their penises!
1.43s(CHUCKLES) Won't that be gay of them?
1.17s(LAUGHING) Yeah!
1.1s(LAUGHING) That is grotacular!
2.07sJOCK 1: Way to go, man. CHRIS: Awesome, bro.
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1.37s(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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3.04sMan! Our boy Chris partying with the cool kids.
3.44sI am a very proud dad right now. And look at that Connie.
2.14sJesus Christ! I bet that thing's so tight you've gotta call the city to get in there.
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2.04s(SOBBING)
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3.94sMeg, sweetheart, why don't you just go downstairs and join the party?
1.97sI wasn't invited!
2.5sI hate Chris! He's such a jerk!
3.67sOh, look, honey. He's just a little confused about who he is right now.