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2.2s"Oh, they discontinued my boyfriend.
3.4s"Mom says I'm the one whose hair it's okay to cut."
1.4s
1.93sHey! I was playing with that!
3.2sHey, come back here! All right. You asked for it.
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3.3s(PUNCHES STRIKING) Holy crap!
2.67sAll right. Let's try that one again.
0.73s
2.1s(GROANING)
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2.03s(SOBBING IN PAIN)
2.07s
1.5sOh, my God! Stewie!
2.8s(CHUCKLES) Your kid got beat up by a baby girl!
5sOh, man! This is more painful to watch than when Family Ties does a Tina Yothers episode.
1.8sELYSE: (ON TV) Jennifer, what happened in school today?
1.17sJENNIFER: (ON TV) I got my period!
2.67sAnd I will see the Keaton family next week.
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3.37sOkay now, sweetie. This isn't gonna hurt at all.
3.44s(YELLS IN PAIN) Those lying bastards at Johnson & Johnson!
1.9sWe'll put, "No more tears" on the label.
1.6sBut it does make you cry.
1.03sI know.
2.13s(BOTH LAUGHING WICKEDLY)