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3.14sI am? What about Smiley McGee over there?
1.53sHello.
2.24sYou and I are going on a date Saturday night.
3.34sUm... Okay. I'll see you then.
1.63sWhy would she go out with me?
3.7sShe must be more drunk than Santa Claus when he got that DUI.
2.14s(SLURRING) No, no. It wasn't my fault.
2.47sSome guy in a Plymouth totally cut me off.
2.2sSir, they don't make Plymouths anymore.
1.1sAre you Jewish?
2.17sSir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the sleigh.
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2.27sAll right, Stewie. We're gonna get you nice and pumped up.
1.23sNow, you see that barbell over there?
2.07sGo ahead and try and lift that.
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1.03s(GRUNTING)
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2.8sUh-oh, spadoodios.
1.47sI notice your kid is having some trouble.
1.03sYou're telling me.
2.27sOh, your kid just needs a little help.
2.24sI got something that'll get him going.