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3.4sWow, my favorite. PB and J with the crusts cut off.
2.07s- What did you get?
- Your crusts.
1.63sThat's it? No.
3.44sI also got an orange peel and a picture of Mom eating a turkey leg.
1.5s
4.17s(GASPS) Oh, my God! Connie's coming over to talk to me! Sit up straight!
2.47sHey, Meg, nice posture. Get lost.
1.63sThank you.
3.97sChris Griffin, you are undoubtedly the most unpopular boy in school.
3.14sI am? What about Smiley McGee over there?
1.53sHello.
2.24sYou and I are going on a date Saturday night.
3.34sUm... Okay. I'll see you then.
1.63sWhy would she go out with me?
3.7sShe must be more drunk than Santa Claus when he got that DUI.
2.14s(SLURRING) No, no. It wasn't my fault.
2.47sSome guy in a Plymouth totally cut me off.
2.2sSir, they don't make Plymouths anymore.
1.1sAre you Jewish?
2.17sSir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the sleigh.
2.71s