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3.1sCome on, girls! Let's go upstairs and make out!
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3.1s(CONNIE GRUNTS) Oh, no! Connie's been hurt!
2.9sI guess I should lie on top of her to keep her warm.
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2.1sWhat are you looking at? It's a cartoon!
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2.64sChris, I can't believe you dissed Connie at your party.
0.27sThat was awesome!
1.23sYeah.
2.6sI heard about it when I was making that gay nerd spoon with me.
1.67sHey, guys. Room for one more?
1.27sI don't think so.
1.8sJOCK 1: (COUGHING) Loser. JOCK 2: (COUGHING) Reject!
1.23sJOCK 3: (COUGHING) Everyone's gay but me.
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2.27sMy God! He's practically ruined me.
3.37sI've created a monster. Meg, we've got to do something.
1.8sWe? Are you kidding?
4sDo you really think I would help you out in any way after everything you've done to me?
1.53sWhat are you talking about?
1.27sYou see this, Connie?
3.1sThis is from when you called me "sticky-ass cow" in sixth grade.
3.87sThis one is from when you made a plaster cast of my vagina freshman year.
1.77sYou want my help? You can go fuck yourself!