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3.1sThis is from when you called me "sticky-ass cow" in sixth grade.
3.87sThis one is from when you made a plaster cast of my vagina freshman year.
1.77sYou want my help? You can go fuck yourself!
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1.34sCHRIS: Hey, Meg! Think fast!
0.36sMEG: Ah!
1.97sCHRIS: (CHUCKLES) Loser!
1.8sAll right, let's do it.
3.87sWhen we're done with him, he'll be more of an outcast than a seagull at an Adam Sandler movie.
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4.1sThis is my old bicycle that I had from when I was 10.
5.3s(SEAGULL SQUAWKING LAUGH) Sometimes the banana seat hurts my heinie.
2.74s(SEAGULL SQUAWKING LAUGH) Will you shut up?
1.83sYou shut up, man! It's a comedy!
2.9sADAM SANDLER: When I ring the bell, it makes my pants feel funny.
1.47sRing, ring, ring.
1.7s(SEAGULL SQUAWKING LAUGH)
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4.6sAh! Another day of being huge. Good morning, guns of...
4.8s(GASPING) Oh, no! What's happening?