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2.74sAw, Joe, Susie's such a cute baby.
1.57sHey, whatever happened to your son, Kevin?
1.1sHe died in Iraq.
1.43sSad.
2.1s"I won't let you walk out of here without that dress."
1.83s"I don't know. Will I ever wear it?"
2.13s"Yes, you will. You've got that thing for the opening of the library next week.
1.77s"It's perfect for that."
1.07s"Hey, everybody."
1.7s"Oh! Look. It's black Barbie.
1.17s"Why are you all alone?"
2.2s"Oh, they discontinued my boyfriend.
3.4s"Mom says I'm the one whose hair it's okay to cut."
1.4s
1.93sHey! I was playing with that!
3.2sHey, come back here! All right. You asked for it.
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3.3s(PUNCHES STRIKING) Holy crap!
2.67sAll right. Let's try that one again.
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2.1s(GROANING)
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2.03s(SOBBING IN PAIN)
2.07s
1.5sOh, my God! Stewie!
2.8s(CHUCKLES) Your kid got beat up by a baby girl!
5sOh, man! This is more painful to watch than when Family Ties does a Tina Yothers episode.
1.8sELYSE: (ON TV) Jennifer, what happened in school today?
1.17sJENNIFER: (ON TV) I got my period!
2.67sAnd I will see the Keaton family next week.