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0.65sShould I call them off, sir?
2.77sNo, no. It's their Christmas too.
1.78sHave a nice Christmas
9.53sHave a nice Christmas Have a nice Christmas Non-Christian friend That's even worse than "I'm Dreaming of a Whitefish Christmas."
2.13sFor this I tied my bathrobe?
3.12sJust hear those sleigh bells jingling Cease and desist.
1.44sYou are forbidden to perform that song...
2.37swithout paying royalties to the copyright owner.
2.4sNobody owns Christmas carols.
3.4sThey belong to everyone-- like grapes at the grocery store.
1.82sNot true, but you are welcome to sing...
1.94sthe many beloved public domain carols,
2.28ssuch as "Oh Tannenbaum," "Good King Wenceslas,"
1.87s"Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring."
2.45sThose suck. They're worse than nothing.
1.9sI could write way better songs.
1.88sGo ahead, but don't use A-flat or G-natural.
2.19sThose notes are owned by Disney.
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0.65sThat's A-flat.
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1.92sThat's better.
2.3sThat's it. I'm writing a Christmas carol.
2.57sIf I can make my own clothes, I can do anything.
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