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3sMy precious.
1.97sGollum.
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3.25sWould you like to be photographed in my great-grandfather's headdress?
2.37sHe unified the nations of the western plains.
1.8sFive dollars, or three for 12.
3.37sCan you shoot one where I'm Rambo and my wife is Betty Boop?
1.22sYou mean Package "B."
2.55sAnd this is supposed to save our marriage?
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1.73sI thought you guys lived off the land.
2.14sHow come you're selling junk to jerks like us?
2.27sWe used to live and farm in a bountiful valley.
3.47sThen the river was dammed to make that lake...
2.25sby our ancient enemy, the beaver.
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2.74sWhy don't you just chase the beavers away?
3.09sUnfortunately, the beaver is also our god.
2.29sIn retrospect, it was a poor choice.
2.2sYou people are guests in our country,
3sand the beaver have no right to treat you that way.
3.35sIf I get back your land, will you promise to build a casino on it?