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3.27sI'm trying to be that big mistake they made at the bar last night.
2.35sLook, what's the first thing you say to a woman when you meet her?
2.7s"Pleased to meet you. That's a handsome scarf pin."
1.53sNo! You say, "Hi, there!
1.64s"How's your relationship with your father?"
2.63sIf she says anything positive, move along.
1.52sHey. Sorry I'm late.
1.58sBrian! What are you doing here?
1sI'm in your class.
1.03sWhat? No way!
1.38sI don't want you in here!
1.33sToo bad. Here's my class receipt.
1.32sNow teach me how to find love.
1.5sAll right. Fine.
3.29sBut you lick yourself once in this class, and you're out!
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2.73sDon't look, don't look! I spilled something.
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1.7s(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.98sAll right, time to practice what we've learned.
2.3sYou're up, Brian. Now go hit on that fat chick.
2.1s- What? Why?
- Do it or you get an F.
1.33s(SIGHS) All right.
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3.67sExcuse me. I was just looking you over, and I had a question.
2.37sAre those highlights in your hair or potato chips?
1.84s- Highlights!
- Okay.