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1.5sUh-huh.
2.17sSounds great! Bye.
1.07sSo?
1.53sWell, guess who has a date on Saturday?
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1sNot me.
1.77s(SOBBING)
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3.14sPETER: Put the dog out. The dog's crying.
2.2sCan someone put... Lois, can someone put the dog out?
1.4sI'm trying to read!
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2.5s(GROANS) What the hell? What's the matter with you?
1.94sDid an ambulance go by or something?
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2.49sHey, Brian... Ah, sweet! Morning drinking!
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2.67sYeah! Party!
1.8sPeter, I'm not getting drunk for fun.
2.39sI'm drinking because I'm sad.
1.72sBecause I'm never gonna meet the right woman.
2.85sBecause I'm... I'm going to die old and alone.
1.67sOh, you're Rip Torn drinking.
2.42sListen, instead of sitting here feeling sorry for yourself,
2.5swhy don't you take Quagmire's class on picking up chicks?
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