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1.7sHow will I get the woman of my dreams?
3.14sOnly when you're ready. And maybe not even then.
2.67sYou see, women are a lot like Saturday Night Live sketches.
3.37sLots of them are awful, some are decent, and a few are pretty good.
6.46sBut then there's that one... That one woman who's as amazingly perfect as "Massive Head Wound Harry."
3.47sFor me, that woman is Cheryl Tiegs.
2.03sYou'd never fall for these tricks.
3.07sThat's why I keep trying to figure out how to bring you back into my life,
1.73sso we can make it work.
2.34sI still remember the day we met.
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1.67sHey ho! Look at the man on the unicycle.
1.9sLook at the man on the unicycle with a parrot on his shoulder.
2.04sHey ho! Put five cents in the hat.
2.07sThat's quite a skill you've got there.
1.93sWell, ever since I got discharged from the Navy,
1.77sI do anything I can to make money.
1.77sI'm thinking about getting my pilot's license.
2.7sWell, I think unicycles are sexy.
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5.07s(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) Glenn, these past few weeks have been amazing.