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3.1sAll right, let's see what you guys have done to make yourselves look like douchebags.
2.48sMayor West, come up here.
2.14sAll right, good. Looks good.
2.3sAll right, I'm a hot chick in a club. What do you say to me?
3.1sYou're not attractive, but I'll do you as a favor.
2.17s(LAUGHS) Lucky for you!
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1.4sHey, Paw, you're late.
1.15sYou're a son of a bitch.
1.97sYou're teaching us all this crap about how to get women,
1.9sand it's all a bunch of bull!
4.25sI came here 'cause I wanted to get Denise back and instead, you ruined my life!
2.64sThese skills aren't for women you care about, you idiot.
2.4sThis course is in getting laid, not finding love.
1.38sSo, what's the point?
3sIf you never find love, then it's just meaningless sex.
1.7sHow will I get the woman of my dreams?
3.14sOnly when you're ready. And maybe not even then.
2.67sYou see, women are a lot like Saturday Night Live sketches.
3.37sLots of them are awful, some are decent, and a few are pretty good.
6.46sBut then there's that one... That one woman who's as amazingly perfect as "Massive Head Wound Harry."