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3.5sDid Brian ever tell you he once had a tick on the back of his neck that he couldn't reach with his mouth,
1.9sand it swelled up to the size of a Ping-Pong ball?
3.17sWell, it was still smaller than that thing you had on your lip for three years.
3.8sOh, three years? You mean like the three years you have left on this planet?
1.32sOh, that's nice.
4.17sHey, if you guys are so close, maybe Jillian should know that you teach a class in picking up women.
1.98sAnd Cheryl should know that you took that class.
2.25sDoes Jillian know you're half-Polish, Mr. Quagglecheck?
1.05sYou son of a bitch!
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1.13s(SNARLING)
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2.48sEnough. Stop it, both of you.
2.37sYou obviously have no respect for either of us.
1.98sYeah, you're acting all mean.
3.1sNow I'm glad you made me face away during sex.
1.97sBrian, you've been using me.
2.4sYou're right, Cheryl, he's just a user.
2.85sAnd you, Glenn. I was always waiting for you to grow up,
5.74sbut you're still that unicycle street performer with a dream in his eye and a parrot on his shoulder.
1.23sThat parrot's still alive, you know?
1.43sThose fucking things live forever.
1.87sMaybe you boys will get it together someday,