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3.64sMy Lord, the infidels on your back no longer believe in you.
2.47sThey say their prayers go unheeded.
4.25sOf course they're unheeded. How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?
3.04sThey talk of war against the faithful.
2.74sI beseech thee. Rise up against them.
2.43sSmite someone who deserves it for once.
4.72sMalachi, every time I interfere, I only make things worse.
2.22sYou're best off solving your own problems.
0.65sBut-But Metal Lord--
5.16sWhat part of "nay" "doethn't" thou understand?
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2.89sSir, I'm outfitting an expedition to a monastery high in the Himalayas.
2.14sI'll need a long-sleeved coat.
3.2sLook, I miss Bender almost half as much as you do,
2.03sbut you can't bring him back this way.
1.43sIt's hopeless.
1.67sYou can't give up hope just because it's hopeless.
3.8sYou gotta hope even more. And cover your ears and go, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
2.82sBlah, blah, blah." I'd also like a pack mule!