5.47sThis is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened.
2.17sGuys! You'll never believe what happened!
2.97sFirst, I was God. Then I met God.
2sWe climbed a mountain and locked up some monks!
3.32sOh, no! The monks! We forgot to let them out of the laundry room!
2.64sAw, do we have to? I mean, they're monks.
1.93sI'm sure their God will let them out.
2.95s- Or at least give them more shoes to eat.
- Fat chance!
2.05sYou can't count on God for jack!
1.87sHe pretty much told me so himself.
3.67sNow, come on! If we don't save those monks, no one will!