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4.37sAll hail the Metal Lord! So hailed!
3.92sMm. Those peewees think I'm God, huh? Hard to blame 'em.
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2.23sI am the Metal Lord. Who are you?
1.94sI am called Malachi, Lord.
3.4sIt means, um, "He who really loves the Metal Lord."
4.39sListen here, Malachi. Time for a religious donation.
1.76sHand over your wallet!
2.31sBut Lord, we are a poor and simple folk.
2.74sPoor? Aw, crap.
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4.24sPity me not, for I am richened by the love of my family.
2.19sWhat art thou doing, Malachi jr.?
3.62sI'm practicing to hug Daddy when he gets back from God.
1.9sMm. Mm!
4.2sUgh! Gag unto me with a spoon.
2.8sMalachi? it's high time I laid down a few commandments.
3.32sYou got a chisel? Take this down.