5.47sThis is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened.
2.17sGuys! You'll never believe what happened!
2.97sFirst, I was God. Then I met God.
2sWe climbed a mountain and locked up some monks!
3.32sOh, no! The monks! We forgot to let them out of the laundry room!
2.64sAw, do we have to? I mean, they're monks.
1.93sI'm sure their God will let them out.