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4.09sAll bow before the great Metal Lord!
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4.57sWorshippers? This oughta liven up my endless, tragic voyage!
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4.37sAll hail the Metal Lord! So hailed!
3.92sMm. Those peewees think I'm God, huh? Hard to blame 'em.
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2.23sI am the Metal Lord. Who are you?
1.94sI am called Malachi, Lord.
3.4sIt means, um, "He who really loves the Metal Lord."
4.39sListen here, Malachi. Time for a religious donation.
1.76sHand over your wallet!
2.31sBut Lord, we are a poor and simple folk.
2.74sPoor? Aw, crap.
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4.24sPity me not, for I am richened by the love of my family.
2.19sWhat art thou doing, Malachi jr.?