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2.55sThe stupid professor didn't even show up for me.
3.37sI'd just like to thank my awesome parents.
1.53sWe love you, Johnny!
1sShh!
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2.19sNow, to get all serious.
6.77sIt's time to pay tribute to the brave delivery boys who gave their lives this past year in the line of duty.
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2.4sGene Tinker, bus.
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2.34sCharles Kiley, train.
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2.5sMike Pisarik, lion.
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3.49sThey're on the truck to Heaven now.
3.02sUp next, the award for Best Delivery Boy,
3.25sNewspaper, Phone Book, or Miscellaneous.
2.1sMiscellaneous, that's me.
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8.57sThe nominees are Gene Tinker, Charles Kiley, Mike Pisarik, and Philip J. Fry.
1.9sAnd the Clippie goes to...
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