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3.6sI'm sorry, but I can't keep reading this tissue of lies.
4.34sThe truth is, Professor Farnsworth is a cold, heartless jerk!
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1.87sAnd the fish sticks were limp!
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1.45sOoh. Hefty.
2.37sYou could really bash in a skull with this thing.
1.62sI know, right?
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5.47s(CLEARING THROAT) What? Your awards show. I'm sorry I couldn't make it,
2.5sbut I had a very good reason.
1.7sPerhaps you'd favor us with it?
5.59sMy pleasure. You see, I came down with a searing case of "who-gives-a-crap?"
5.17s(LAUGHING) (GROWLING) I wish I had more living relatives.
1.73sWhat about the professor's parents?
1.5sThey're still alive?
2.69sSure, they exhibit all the telltale signs.
4.4sToenails growing, hearts pumping fluid, the whole shmagoigle.