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4sand most of all, my dear nephew, Professor Farnsworth.
3.37sHe always has time for me, whether it's sending me on a delivery,
3.7sor just pulling me aside to tell me I'm doing a bad job.
4.74sAnd why? Because he's family, and family is always there for each other.
3.6sI'm sorry, but I can't keep reading this tissue of lies.
4.34sThe truth is, Professor Farnsworth is a cold, heartless jerk!
1.87sAnd the fish sticks were limp!
2.37sYou could really bash in a skull with this thing.
1.62sI know, right?
5.47s(CLEARING THROAT) What? Your awards show. I'm sorry I couldn't make it,
2.5sbut I had a very good reason.
1.7sPerhaps you'd favor us with it?
5.59sMy pleasure. You see, I came down with a searing case of "who-gives-a-crap?"