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3.37sThat's a really sad and long story, Professor.
5.51sBut you'll never get over this unless you go to your parents now and tell them honestly how you feel.
3.05s(SNIFFLING) You're right. I will.
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2.3sOh, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
2.47sYou ruined my life! Goodbye!
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1.55s(WAILING)
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3.14sThat is one crazy, uncircumcised old man.
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3.99s(DOOR OPENS) I almost headed off the Professor at the East River,
4.22sbut the wind caught his skin flaps and sent him parasailing over the Queensboro Bridge.
2.75sWhy would he go to Queens? He doesn't need tires.
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2.24sOur old farm was in Queens.
2.72sHe must've gone back there to defile it with his nudity!