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2.84sGRAM-GRAM: We'd stay at his bedside all night.
3.5sAnd whenever he'd start moaning and sweating his pants,
3.08swe'd read to him from his favorite book.
6.36sEighty-one, thallium. Eighty-two, lead. Eighty-three, bismuth.
3.2sSHABBA-DOO: The poor little psycho never could've survived on his own.
2.93sSo we kept him on the farm as long as we could.
3.04sGRAM-GRAM: (SNIFFLES) But one night, he ran away,
2.57staking nothing but the clothes on his back.
1.57s(WHOOPING)
1.3s
1sWhoa!
5.29s
3.67sGRAM-GRAM: He was admitted to a prestigious institution.
2.47sA mental institution!
5.87sSHABBA-DOO: Got himself a full wackademic scholarship. And we never saw him again.
3sWe couldn't let you end up like your older brother.
2.27sThat's why we kept you on the farm,
3.77sand helped you get your online doctorate in Rodeo Studies.