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1.35sAhem!
4.27sAh, this may not be the best time, but a couple years ago,
3.77sa homeless rodeo clown named Floyd came to the door claiming he was...
2.94sBender! Why do you always have to be the center of attention?
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3.77sYou're sure you want to go back to the Near-Death Star?
4.47sMy, yes. Our muscles are sore, our bones ache.
1.57sMy damn skin even hurts.
5.4sIt's no dream house, but we get fed through our spines and the rent is reasonable.
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2.69sDon't worry. I'll come back and visit sometime.
4.42sHow about December, when they inject the holidays into our brains?
2.55sThat sounds nice, Gram-gram.
2.72sWell, son, I guess this is goodbye again.
1.57sNot quite yet.
4.79sI took the liberty of reprogramming your retirement simulation.