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1.67sPre-nursery school?
1.7sThe fast track begins at birth.
2.82sThat's it! Claw and bite for position!
2.37sWe have only enough tuition money for two.
2.6sFor the rest of you, better luck next life.
2.6sThat's a lot of pressure to put on a baby.
4.05sAll they should be worried about is the Raspberry Monster!
1.45s(MARGE BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
1.4s(MAGGIE GIGGLING)
3.52s
1.92sYou know, Marge makes a good point.
1.9sCompetitive schools aren't for every baby.
5.92s(LAUGHING) Are you saying my daughter can't cut it just because I owe you $14,000?
2.25sI'll show you!
2.53sCome on, Maggie. You're getting into that school.
2.25sI will hire a collection agency.
6.35sWhich one? Tri-City, Omni-Pay, Insta-Threat? I've beaten 'em all!