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4.19sNo one's happier and more well-adjusted than a stand-up comedian.
2.37sHow about these entrees?
4.32sStuffed cabbage? Can you believe they found a way to make cabbage worse?
1.38s(LAUGHING)
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5.89sAll right. So what else is going on? Let's see.
4.07sHey, why do they call them "field trips"? We never go to a field.
3.45sOh, untrue. Last Thursday, we visited a battlefield.
2.17sUh, well, I...
1.77sI'm bem-barrassed for you.
4.34sThe following "ha-ha" is not from amusement but an expression of contempt.
1.42sHa-ha!
1s(GROANING)
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2.1sOkay, okay, don't get discouraged.
2.85sEvery me they reject gets me closer to the me they'll like.
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1.57s(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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3.24sWhat are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?
3.02sIt's called goth, eternally clueless one.
3.34sMy new name is Ravencrow Never Smiles.