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3.69sNo, Mom. It's just that I used to be the smart one.
2sNow, I don't know who I am.
2.15sWell, I know who you are.
2.8sAnd here's something to help you never forget.
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2.38sI already have one of those.
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3.39sWell then, find a new identity.
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1.33sHmm.
1.75sYour mother's right, honey.
3.69sKatie Couric didn't just become the world's most famous dwarf.
2.6sShe escaped from the circus and went for it!
3.04sAll right. If I'm second-rate as the smart kid,
2.18sI'll find a new raison d'etre.
1.68sThat still sounds like the smart kid.
1.02sRight, right.
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1.83sTime to show them the new me.
4.19sNo one's happier and more well-adjusted than a stand-up comedian.
2.37sHow about these entrees?