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3.69sKatie Couric didn't just become the world's most famous dwarf.
2.6sShe escaped from the circus and went for it!
3.04sAll right. If I'm second-rate as the smart kid,
2.18sI'll find a new raison d'etre.
1.68sThat still sounds like the smart kid.
1.02sRight, right.
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1.83sTime to show them the new me.
4.19sNo one's happier and more well-adjusted than a stand-up comedian.
2.37sHow about these entrees?
4.32sStuffed cabbage? Can you believe they found a way to make cabbage worse?
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5.89sAll right. So what else is going on? Let's see.
4.07sHey, why do they call them "field trips"? We never go to a field.
3.45sOh, untrue. Last Thursday, we visited a battlefield.