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1.99sand another tequila slammer?
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1.31sPlease?
3.34sDon't you sweet-talk me, ya wrinkly old tube sock!
2.5sMay I have one too, wife?
3.47sAh, you're both pathetic-- being jealous of your own offspring.
2.64sNow, you should be happy that they became successes...
2.1sinstead of following in your food stamps.
1.94sOhh. It's true.
4.57sBut they grow up so fast. We just wanted a few more years of being better than them.
4.97sThey're so stinking talented. They don't even need their fathers anymore.
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3.15sDad! We screwed up!
2.1sYou did? Tough luck, suckers!
4.67sPlease. Help us, Pops. We agreed to deliver way more papers than we could handle.
3.77sBut we couldn't handle 'em, so we started dumping the extras in a crater on the moon!
2.87sAnd now everybody's yelling at us about their missing papers.
2.15sAnd we don't know what to do!
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