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3.69sProud of you? You ruined us with sleazy business practices...
2.97sand a complete disregard for human decency.
1.92sOf course we're proud of you.
2.27sDamn right we are! Now, come on!
3.3sLet's go do a little father-son weaseling out of this.
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3.77sGood thing I had this net installed for catching giraffes.
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4.15sOkay, boys. Let me show you how a "paperman" does it.