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2.1sinstead of following in your food stamps.
1.94sOhh. It's true.
4.57sBut they grow up so fast. We just wanted a few more years of being better than them.
4.97sThey're so stinking talented. They don't even need their fathers anymore.
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3.15sDad! We screwed up!
2.1sYou did? Tough luck, suckers!
4.67sPlease. Help us, Pops. We agreed to deliver way more papers than we could handle.
3.77sBut we couldn't handle 'em, so we started dumping the extras in a crater on the moon!
2.87sAnd now everybody's yelling at us about their missing papers.
2.15sAnd we don't know what to do!
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2.17s- Er, ohh.
- Ohh.
3.04sWhy did you boys do all this?
3.17sWe just wanted you to be proud of us.
3.69sProud of you? You ruined us with sleazy business practices...
2.97sand a complete disregard for human decency.
1.92sOf course we're proud of you.