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4.09sHey. What's going on? This is a delivery company, not a delivery room.
4.34sWe just busted our buns delivering a million papers, and this is how you greet us,
2.47swith a bunch of frosty cold beers?
4.1sHey. Wait a second. How did you deliver a million papers in one hour?
3.57sUh, we just did, okay? 'Cause we're awesome.
2.1s- Yeah. Uh-huh. Awesome.
- Yeah! Awesome!
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2.72sHello. Awesome Express, the rude crude delivery dudes.
2.7sHow may I direct your call? What's that?
2.1sYou haven't gotten your paper?
2.05sIn how long?
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2.62sMight a homeless old man...
2.85shave a touch more beef bourguignon...
1.99sand another tequila slammer?
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1.31sPlease?
3.34sDon't you sweet-talk me, ya wrinkly old tube sock!