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3.64sWe won't miss a minute of school thanks to your father.
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3.24sSay your prayers, plow boy!
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4.05sMr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they're going...
3.57swithout resorting to public transportation or carpooling,
2.52sI give you the key to the city.
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1.97sHere you go, Mr. Plow.
3.19sA beer on the house. Wow, Moe!
3.54sYou didn't even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.
2.75sAh, they shouldn't have been there in the first place.
2.25sBut Homer is a real hero.
2.15sI wish I was a hero.
2.17sWell, wishing won't make it so.
2.2sYou gotta pull up your diaper, get out there...
2.3sand be the best damn Barney you can be.
1.83sHere I come, world!
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