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2.24sOf course I'm Batman.
3.37sSee, here's a picture of me with Robin. Who the hell's Robin?
4.22sOh, I guess you're only familiar with the new Batman movies.
1.97sMichelle Pfeiffer. Ha.
5.62sThe only true Catwoman is julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt.
4.07sAnd I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique.
2.2sPure West.
2.99sAnd how come Batman doesn't dance anymore?
2.35sRemember the Batusi?
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3.27sNice meetin' ya. Just keep moving. Don't make eye contact.
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2.54sOoh. Wow!
2.8sjust think what I could do with that plow.
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3.35sHomer, I've got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the White House,
3.09sbut I can't get out of my driveway because of these protesters.
4.17sMr. President, those young people are about to get a dose of reality.