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1.73sLet me ask you a question.
4.27sYou ever sit on your arm till it falls asleep and then play with yourself and pretend like somebody else is doing it?
2.27sHonestly, yes.
1.3sNot anymore you don't,
1.2s'cause you're going out with my daughter.
1.77sMorning, Brian. Here, put this on.
1.07sHow long have you been here?
1.63s7:00 a.m. All right, here's your hammer,
1.93shere's your walkie, and here's your stud-finder.
5.3s(IMITATES BEEPING) Oh, well, it's working. All right, joke time is over.
2.07sWork time has begun.
1.57sYou get started with this drywall,
2.27sand I'm gonna start pulling out those old floorboards in the kitchen.
2.03sHey, Brian. Knock, knock.
1.1sWho's there?
2.17s(WHISPERING) Two friends building a house together.
4.34sHey, Meg, I got you something for our three-week anniversary.
2.3sWow, a Maroon 5 CD.
2.94sYeah, I remember how you told me you liked terrible music,