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2.3sNo, Peter, they're people, like you and me.
1.7sWell, goodbye phone in the bathroom,
1.8sbut I still don't like Meg dating that boy!
3.6sGuys that age, all they care about is putting their thing in everything.
3.44sI'm not gonna let Meg turn out like my Nerf football in the hall closet.
2.34sDad, didn't you say you'd give me whatever I wanted?
1.87sWell, I wanna go out with Michael.
1.87sPeter, you're being overprotective.
1.87sLook, why don't you just talk to him?
2.27sYou might find out he's not so bad.
2.34sAll right, Lois, but I know what my gut tells me,
1.83sand right now it's telling me I have...
1.87sBut I'll suck it up and talk to Michael.
1.27sEven though I've also got...
2.77sSo you are here to take out my daughter. What are your intentions?
1.6sI just think Meg is really cool,
1.73sand I want to get to know her better.
5.67sYou know, Michael, my daughter's womb is not a wildfire for you to douse with your adolescent seed.
2.24sNeither is her lower back or her hair.
4.67sI understand. Do you, Michael? Do you? We'll see.