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1.47sI was in the shower.
1.9sOh, she was in the shower.
1.9sThe elephant's trunk was on full blast.
1.8sI couldn't hear you, and besides,
2.17syou're always yelling about something.
2.8sHow the hell am I supposed to know when to pay attention?
3.14sBut when I wanna get my rocks off, you're nowhere to be found,
2.44syou passive-aggressive bitch.
2.74sMeg, can I talk to you in the kitchen, please?
0.93sDad, what the hell?
1.73sLois, did you know that Meg had a date?
3.47sYes. With that nice boy from the hospital. What's the matter?
2.13sWe don't know him. Maybe he's not even a boy.
1.67sMaybe he's two dwarves in an overcoat,
3.14swanting to see what sex is like with a big person. Huh?
1.47sIs that what you want?
1.9sTwo crafty dwarves in your house, after your daughter?
1.13sWait. Do dwarves grant wishes?
2.3sNo, Peter, they're people, like you and me.
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