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4.37sSo, what is it you wanted to show me? That, Brian.
1.4sWhat? It's a rundown old house.
2.47sWell, yes, I suppose, to the untrained eye,
3.14sthat's what it would look like. Walk inside with me, Brian.
1.83sThis is disgusting. It smells, it's falling apart,
1.93sand you can hear the mice humping in the wall.
2.04sMOUSE: That was so awesome!
2.07sThat's why we can get it for a steal, Brian.
2.17sWe fix it up and sell it for a huge profit.
2.53sYou're crazy. No, I'm not gonna buy this house with you.
2.57sFine. I'll just give the profits to another investor.
1.27sPlenty of others interested.
2.54sOh, yeah? Like who? Mort Goldman for one.
3.27sSays it's a smart investment. But what does he know? He's only Jewish.
1.3s- All right, I'm in.
3.24sBy Christmas, you and I are gonna be richer than Bob Saget.