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2.03s- You ever ride in a limo?
- No.
2.83sWell, how about Full House buys you a ride in a limo,
3.34sand America's Funniest Home Videos buys you a shrimp cocktail?
2.17sGet lost.
1.53sIf I give you $5,000, will you tell me I matter?
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2.4sOh, there's my little angel!
1.6sHere, let me get that for you, sweetie!
2.03sThanks, Dad.
1.37sWow, Peter, I gotta say,
2.67syou've really been true to your word about treating Meg better.
2.64sShe's my only daughter, Lois. She needs to be protected,
4.37slike a rare gemstone or the herniated scrotum of an older gentleman.
1.63sWell, I think you've been wonderful.
1.77sLike when you took her to that new movie,
3.24sI'm Rich, and You're Poor, but Let's Dance Together.
2.87sI'm rich, and you're poor, but let's dance together.
1.4sSociety won't like it.
1.53sI don't care.
2.44sGood for you. Good for you.
3.5sYeah, and I can't believe how you stood up to Connie D'Amico for me.
2.37sHey, Meg. Hi, Connie.
2sI can't fit all my books in my locker.
2.6sCan I put the rest of them on your ginormous ass?