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2.8sHow the hell am I supposed to know when to pay attention?
3.14sBut when I wanna get my rocks off, you're nowhere to be found,
2.44syou passive-aggressive bitch.
2.74sMeg, can I talk to you in the kitchen, please?
0.93sDad, what the hell?
1.73sLois, did you know that Meg had a date?
3.47sYes. With that nice boy from the hospital. What's the matter?
2.13sWe don't know him. Maybe he's not even a boy.
1.67sMaybe he's two dwarves in an overcoat,
3.14swanting to see what sex is like with a big person. Huh?
1.47sIs that what you want?
1.9sTwo crafty dwarves in your house, after your daughter?
1.13sWait. Do dwarves grant wishes?
2.3sNo, Peter, they're people, like you and me.
1.7sWell, goodbye phone in the bathroom,
1.8sbut I still don't like Meg dating that boy!
3.6sGuys that age, all they care about is putting their thing in everything.
3.44sI'm not gonna let Meg turn out like my Nerf football in the hall closet.
2.34sDad, didn't you say you'd give me whatever I wanted?
1.87sWell, I wanna go out with Michael.
1.87sPeter, you're being overprotective.
1.87sLook, why don't you just talk to him?
2.27sYou might find out he's not so bad.
2.34sAll right, Lois, but I know what my gut tells me,