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4.37slike a rare gemstone or the herniated scrotum of an older gentleman.
1.63sWell, I think you've been wonderful.
1.77sLike when you took her to that new movie,
3.24sI'm Rich, and You're Poor, but Let's Dance Together.
2.87sI'm rich, and you're poor, but let's dance together.
1.4sSociety won't like it.
1.53sI don't care.
2.44sGood for you. Good for you.
3.5sYeah, and I can't believe how you stood up to Connie D'Amico for me.
2.37sHey, Meg. Hi, Connie.
2sI can't fit all my books in my locker.
2.6sCan I put the rest of them on your ginormous ass?
3.8s(LAUGHING) Hey, Connie, hi. Peter Griffin, Meg's father.
1.44sSay, can you do me a favor?
1.63sYou see that fire extinguisher there?
2.07s
3.2sDad, that's enough! Dad, that's enough!
1.57s
1.43sThat's enough, Dad!
1.23s(CRYING)
4.67s
3.1sI just want you to know, Meg, if there's anything you ever want,
1.2sall you gotta do is ask.
2.8sReally? Well, there kind of is one thing.
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