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3.14sthat's what it would look like. Walk inside with me, Brian.
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1.83sThis is disgusting. It smells, it's falling apart,
1.93sand you can hear the mice humping in the wall.
1.53s(MICE MOANING)
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2.04sMOUSE: That was so awesome!
2.07sThat's why we can get it for a steal, Brian.
2.17sWe fix it up and sell it for a huge profit.
2.53sYou're crazy. No, I'm not gonna buy this house with you.
2.57sFine. I'll just give the profits to another investor.
1.27sPlenty of others interested.
2.54sOh, yeah? Like who? Mort Goldman for one.
3.27sSays it's a smart investment. But what does he know? He's only Jewish.
1.3s- All right, I'm in.
- Perfect!
3.24sBy Christmas, you and I are gonna be richer than Bob Saget.
0.17sSo you wanna grab something to eat?
2.36sSure.
2.03s- You ever ride in a limo?
- No.
2.83sWell, how about Full House buys you a ride in a limo,
3.34sand America's Funniest Home Videos buys you a shrimp cocktail?
2.17sGet lost.
1.53sIf I give you $5,000, will you tell me I matter?
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2.4sOh, there's my little angel!