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2.14sOr at best, a viscount.
1.72sI think "peasant" is about right.
2.35sDuke. On this set, I'm at least a duke.
3.77sMy extensive acting resume dwarfs that of the average bit player.
2.25sYes, that's true. But remember,
2.47sit's that kind of acting that ruined you.
3.18sOr maybe archduke. Whichever one gets to fire the director.
1.72sOh, Lord, here we go.
2.3sLook, please just show some humility,
2.63slike the other day when everything seemed hopeless.
6.71sBetter yet, I'll whip their emotions into a frenzy by taking a dramatic...
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2.24sActors to the set!
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1.6sOkay, here's the scene.
1.72sCalculon learns his wife is unfaithful,
1.8swhines about how pathetic he is,
3.57skills himself, laugh, laugh, laugh, go to commercial. Got it?
1.2sAnd action!
1.65s...pause!
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1.7sStill rolling.
4.7sOh, Calculon, I wish you had never escaped from those brutal crab fishermen.
5.09sI want you to know I didn't wait for you, not even for one day.