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2.92sIt's humbling to be back on my old soundstage as a bit player.
0.87sHumble is good.
1.4sYour self-esteem took a beating,
2.07sbut that's what brought out your true talent.
3.6sYes. You land hard when you fall from the top, right?
3.92sI used to be king here. Now I'm nothing but a mere peasant.
2.14sOr at best, a viscount.
1.72sI think "peasant" is about right.
2.35sDuke. On this set, I'm at least a duke.
3.77sMy extensive acting resume dwarfs that of the average bit player.
2.25sYes, that's true. But remember,
2.47sit's that kind of acting that ruined you.
3.18sOr maybe archduke. Whichever one gets to fire the director.
1.72sOh, Lord, here we go.
2.3sLook, please just show some humility,
2.63slike the other day when everything seemed hopeless.
6.71sBetter yet, I'll whip their emotions into a frenzy by taking a dramatic...
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2.24sActors to the set!
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1.6sOkay, here's the scene.
1.72sCalculon learns his wife is unfaithful,
1.8swhines about how pathetic he is,
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