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2sBut I'll give it a try!
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2.62sOkay, the audition's all set up.
1.33sWhere's Calculon?
1.42sAnd who's this goomer?
1.43s(WHISPERING) It's me, Calculon.
5.4s(GASPS) Okay, just sit tight till they call the fake name I made up for you.
2.8sMr. Derisgreat? Mr. Ben Derisgreat?
1.68s(WHISPERING) That's you. Knock 'em dead.
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1.93sThis is a very minor role.
3.5sYou'll be playing Calculon, back from his kidnapping ordeal.
1.25sCalculon?
3.04sYes. So make sure your acting is over the top and horrible.
2.07sYou literally cannot do this too crappily.
1.74sYou've already got the look.
3.35sOld, past your prime, a relic from a lamer era.