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1.97sCalculon? Yes?
2.94sAre you done talking, or is this a long pause?
1.3sI'm done talking.
1.22sOkay, that's what I thought.
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1.23s(DOOR CREAKS SHUT)
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2.77sCome on, Calculon, you can't just quit acting.
1.78sI was never an actor.
2.64sI was a self-deluded blowhard full of hot air.
2.27sMaybe I can get a job as a hair dryer.
1.4sThat's good, steady work.
2.3sNo! We like you and your big words.
3.14sAnd we need you back on TV so we can watch and not talk to each other.
1.53sOur friendship depends on it!
1.9sYour voice is so annoying!
1.9sYou always leave the toilet seat crushed!
1.37sSee?
1.33sGoodbye, boys.
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5.71sI suppose I should thank you for giving me a second chance at life, but...
3.34sI'm not even sure I deserved a first.
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