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5.42sI want you to know I didn't wait for you, not even for one day.
4.91s(SIGHS) Then I suppose the honorable thing would be to kill myself.
1.87s
3.24sI thought I could just step back into my old life.
3.47sBut it seems the world got on fine without me.
2.17sMaybe even a little bit better.
5.96s(WHIMPERING) (BEEPING) The name Calculon used to mean something.
2.24sNow it's a stain that will never wash clean.
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1.33sFarewell.
2.45s
1.43sCut.
1.67sThat was incredible.
2.44sWho is this amazing unknown actor?
1.22sIt is I.
1.12s
1.12sCalculon?
1.2s(ALL GASP)
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2.55sI was programmed to take credit for this.
2.64sTake a bow, Calculon! You're the greatest!