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4.9sOh, Calculon, I wish you had never escaped from those brutal crab fishermen.
5.42sI want you to know I didn't wait for you, not even for one day.
4.91s(SIGHS) Then I suppose the honorable thing would be to kill myself.
3.24sI thought I could just step back into my old life.
3.47sBut it seems the world got on fine without me.
2.17sMaybe even a little bit better.
5.96s(WHIMPERING) (BEEPING) The name Calculon used to mean something.
2.24sNow it's a stain that will never wash clean.
1.67sThat was incredible.
2.44sWho is this amazing unknown actor?
1.22sIt is I.