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4.2sAnonyco, the unknown company doing unknown things.
1.42sOh, Vaxtron,
4.15sit's been a year since my ugly husband Calculon disappeared without a trace,
3.54sevidently forced into servitude aboard a crab fishing boat.
2.45sSo he's, like, legally dead now.
1.82sWant to get married and whatever?
2.52sUgh! The new guy is so boring.
4.15sI like him. His acting is much more subtle than Calculon's.
2.25sVaxtron, I have to tell you something.
1.25sI'm pregnant.
1.75sAnd you're not the father!
1.83s(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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1.55sOkey-doke.
2.49sYou see? You see? Calculon would have acted the crap out of that.
3.04sHe would've acted so hard, the camera would've broken down.
1.17sIn tears!
1.3sI'm changing the channel.
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1.25s(PLAYING SOLEMN TUNE)
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